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Lyrics by tangential-note.

The Lalna Song:

Here’s a Lalna, there’s a Lalna, and another evil Lalna
Fluxy Lalna, Funny Lalna, Lalna Lalna Nuke

Lalna, Lalna, castle, Lalna, spaceman, dwarf, farmer and Lalna, Lalna Lalna, mushroom Lalna, Lalna Lalna Nuke

I was once apprenticed, to the scientist,
Cos the farmer blew me up, Sjin is on the List,

Now we’re building Rockets, and they come in threes, 
We must aim them at the farm, Just In Case of BEES.

Have you ever seen a Lalna, kiss a Lalna, on a Lalna
Lalna’s Lalna, tastes of Lalna, Lalna Lalna Nuke

half a Lalna, twice a Lalna, not a Lalna, farmer Lalna
Lalna in a bar, drinking a Lalna Lalna Nuke

Are there any more left? Are you the last one?
There’s no need to worry friend, Mother is not gone.

Oh you’re fluxed as well now, please try not to puke.
Time to go to Mother now, and become a Nuke.

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im so excited oh my god im SO EXCITED

(Source: sexbangs)


zombie apocalypse and a robot stays with their human companion even after they’ve turned and continues trying to keep them safe with some desperate hope that one day they will get better


Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”


I don’t know what this says but I know it’s important

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Practicing characterised walking cycles: Some worked, others ……. nooooooooooo……. X) But I did it. I’ve always wanted to make animation to music.

Bigger size: X

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Can you imagine sitting in a theater and seeing this on the screen?








farmers using snapchat is such a fucking concept to me

Edgar is the one in the hole

Free Edgar 2013

Dont free him

Free Edgar 2014


Do not fuck Edgar



We try to watch films together, and it starts off well, but somehow we always end up out of sync. 

i cant tell you how much this cartoon means to me…


I referenced Calvin and Hobbes for this one.



I’ve been having a bad time lately but someone posted this on Facebook and it provided a moment of pure joy

I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks

I lost it at “go home in a six pack”


That moment where you’ve got a backlog of Yogscast videos to watch, you’re really pumped to watch them all, but then you realize just how many videos you actually have to get through and it’s just like


khroma Asked
Questiona robot who is constantly demanding that their human roommate help them with captchas. Answer


what if they feel like they are lying by entering them themselves because it always says something like “prove you aren’t a robot”

so robot friend comes and tugs on your sleeve like “please come enter this for me i do not want to lie to the computer it is only doing its job”


Paranormal investigations can often be intrusive to the dead. Especially when they are having sexy time.