hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

(Source: lexxynichelle)

misscaiwin:

wewereastrokeofluck:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

al-grave:

I just want to hug it. Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?

It’s a Chusky (Chow Chow + Husky).

im fucking crying

Oh no its cute

that is not a puppy that is a bear cub

anyexcusetowearatutu:

pieandpumpkinjuice:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

/yes/

WRITE THIS DOWN. PUBLISH IT. AND MAKE MILLIONS!

archiemcphee:

Kawaii! These little kitties aren’t just unbelievably cute, they’re also edible. They’re made by a Japanese mom named Caroline for Neko no Hi or Cat Day, which takes place each year on February 22nd.

Cat-shaped treats seem like a wonderful way to celebrate how much you like your feline friends. These treats are cat-shaped nerikiri, which is “a traditional Japanese sweet made by mixing shiro-an (sweetened white bean paste) with gyuhi (made of glutinous rice, similar to mochi but softer).” Caroline sculpts her nerikiri cats and kittens into various sizes and poses and then uses edible dyes to add distinguishing markings and fine details. She even makes little accessories for them, like tea sets and pillows for extra-comfy lounging.

Based on the effort that goes into making these sweets, it seems likely that Caroline’s family probably has at least one real life cat of their own and we’re guessing it leads a wonderfully spoiled life.

Visit RocketNews24 for additional photos.

vagabondsandconventgirls:

psychophancy:

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I LAUGHED

ballpointpun:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE LIFESAVER MINTS HAVE A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE IF IT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT YOU CAN STILL BREATHE.

that feature sounds like a real life saver

sonicscribblings:

Sometimes I find forgotten gems when cleaning out my folders.

katzirra:

coco-munchie:

metalgirlsolid:

genessier:

ok i understand that the conch shell on eli’s lap is probably going to be some bizarre lord of the flies reference but honestly the first thing that my brain jumps to is that one episode of spongebob so it’s just like

image

Magic conch shell does my daddy loves me?

NO

BLESS YOU.

anonymousnerdgirl:


enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

I must be a puff because I’m still thinking about the toast.

anonymousnerdgirl:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

I must be a puff because I’m still thinking about the toast.

(Source: picapixels)

Gdi I’ve been posting my text posts as chat posts.

christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

  • W has the most out-of-place name for a letter.
  • There's the rest of the letters and there's this fucker. Everone's got like a self-contained one syllable name that has themselves in it.
  • W's like deviantart I'MMA TAKE U'S NAME AND PUT A DOUBLE IN FRONT OF IT TO MAKE IT MINE AND HAVE THREE SYLLABLES IN IT CUZ I'M SPECIAL.

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