Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
WRITE THIS DOWN. PUBLISH IT. AND MAKE MILLIONS!
ok i understand that the conch shell on eli’s lap is probably going to be some bizarre lord of the flies reference but honestly the first thing that my brain jumps to is that one episode of spongebob so it’s just like
Magic conch shell does my daddy loves me?
Gdi I’ve been posting my text posts as chat posts.
So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.